Voicemail

[hawkeye_too]

"This is Kate Bishop.  Leave me a message, and I'll call you back."

Comments

[not_trivial]

Late in the afternoon and only a little while before the official start time of the dance, Kate would find herself receiving a text.

Hi, Kate. It's Alec. Do you know anything about tying ties?

Oh, Alec, you total human disaster.

[dollpocalypse]

Topher, Tony, Billy, Bobby and Ben were enjoying a drinking night on the mainland, which meant, as always, drunk texts abounded.

Wasn't Kate lucky?

HIiiiii prove a point for me i could be a superhero right

[hawkeye_too]

Topher was probably lucky he didn't hear Kate crack up when she read the text.

thought you wanted to be the mad scientist

[dollpocalypse]

tony said i could be reed richards!

Topher didn't really know who that was, but apparently he was a hero of some kind!

[hawkeye_too]

dont listen to tony. you don't want to be reed richards.

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[breakfastlover]

[From here! Omg.]

"Aww, hon, I would never miss the opportunity for a nut pun. Believe me, I've been well schooled in the art of nut puns. You should come by the bar again and I can prove it."

Crazy Phones!

[abitlowkey]

From here.

"I believe that should you search hard enough, you will find many things are your own fault, dearest Hawkeye. Global warming for one."

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[not_trivial]

[[from here!]]

"I guess I'm flattered to know that I'm your favorite person ever, but... why?"