I sure haven't used this in awhile. I've been looking for a place to type. So far, so good.

I will be in New York for most of next week, on an emergency client visit to repair some shit that they so considerately fucked up. I am not pleased. I've never been to New York, and I've never had a desire to. I've had even less of a desire since 9/11, not to mention the fact that I don't like to fly to begin with. Logically I know it's ( Read more... )

Between everything I have going on at work (which saps the majority of my time), house things that need attention (WTF is up with all this snow?!), and other miscellaneous CRAP, I am stretched about to the point of breaking. The few calls I get from anyone lately (no no, not you, nattycat) are people wanting me to do things for them OR to give me a guilt ( Read more... )

1. In basketball the number of turnovers you personally incur may be overshadowed by the number of points that you score ( Read more... )

Enticingly lustrous glint of its serrated blade ( Read more... )

A year or two ago I was online trying to find a cheat code for a game that my brother and I were playing. I found a couple of different ones, but this one was by far the most effective:

To get hidden characters, first you must pour diesel fuel on your nut hair ass balls. After that you simply must shave off your anus cock balls molester man hairs ( Read more... )

Didn't leave work until 8pm last night. Guh! 14 hour days bite ( Read more... )

Prime Time is a tiny dive of a podunk sports bar near my hotel in lovely Brown Deer, Wisconsin, approximately 10 minutes north of the downtown Milwaukee office. After loading up on italian bread, pasta, and garlic mashed potatoes, my crew and I found this bar, where we managed to choke down a few pitchers of beer (fuck you Atkins). The last ( Read more... )

I swear, I can't relate to anyone. Or they can't relate to me. Or something. I feel like I'm from another planet ( Read more... )

Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel Came pumpin' 'cross my floor
She said "Come on baby, I got a license for love
And if it expires... pray help from above"I always thought he said "RAIN HELL FROM ABOVE!" I like my lyrics better ( Read more... )