attended an old friend's wedding this weekend. am fixated on an ex. dad was teasing me about it and asked, "Isn't he gay?" To which Rian replied, "God, Dad, don't encourage her!" And added, "Yeah, he's English, too. You okay in there, Heather?"

bastard family.

It all ties in ( Read more... )

1. The 40 Year Old Virgin is absolutely hysterical. Every scene, truly hilarious. See it ( Read more... )

I am considering a move to L.A. Thoughts?

Should I purchase ACL tickets?

I wanted to post a really positive message about how I'm learning French. But then my job just got overwhelmingly shit in the last two hours, with no sign of stopping. At this point, I'm considering a managerial position at McDonald's. Fucking bastard preventative debt making me have to be picky about my choice of employment. Fuck. I mean, ( Read more... )

the Wit

(65% dark, 34% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, ' ( Read more... )

The Wedding Crashers ( Read more... )

Last night there were helicopters and tanks and army guys arresting my dad and other liberals in our neighborhood. It was kind of weird to have a paranoid Jerry Bruckheimer movie-type dream. In the dream, I couldn't scream, my voice wouldn't get loud enough to form a scream and when I awoke, my throat was raw and sore. No me gustan los fucked up

In my dream, we had seen a band the night before, and I found an excuse to visit your apartment. You claimed you were free, but I was continually washing dishes, afraid to speak to you, feeling awkward as usual - I can never seem to speak around you, not to you, anyway. And Rian resented being dragged along, so she wouldn't be charming ( Read more... )