I feel like I need to take a survival class. I wish I could have majored in that, ha. Zombie 101. Natural Disaster 305. Bear Grills 400. I am watching National Geographic and my mind is blown away. Why do I have to be human and not know the answer to things ( Read more... )

Robot Chicken ( Read more... )

1. I am the one afraid of commitment ( Read more... )

THis is the person you once loved. this is the person who lived with you for practically  a year. this is the person who loved you for so long. that person is gone so you are right who is this? but most of even tho i have changed fuck you. fuck you. i am happy now and you still play your games good job

i wonder what it would be like to be with you. I’ve seen how obsessive you have been with girls. I have seen all your bad qualities. But I still wanna know how it would be to be with you. I wanna wake up next to you and laugh about the night before and how we dont remember how we got on the floor. I want to steal kisses from you when we argue. I ( Read more... )

Do nice guys really finished last? Mythology would tend to disgree considering that heros were always the nice guy. The epics heros weren't really all that nice of group of guys they cheated and had a good time. We all have nice guy qualities but at other points or at the other end of our own specttums however you spell that we have a douchbagness.

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If I knew that 3 weeks ago would have been the last time I would see you. I would have tried to remember every little thing about you. I would have tried to burn it in my memory. I would have made sure that I was looking my best that day. I would have made sure that I would be burned in your memory. But I didn’t know it was the last time I ( Read more... )

It is so funny how a year can change everything. Funny how secrets come out.  You know Fuckshitmotherfucker.  I don't want to hear about what you are doing. I dont care who you are fucking. Or who is on your mind. I am tired of you playing with my fucking mind when you know you are. I am just going to disapear forever.  You aren't going to be able ( Read more... )

As I smoke my cig on the porch I see a stray cat, and it makes me a realize how sad it is to be on your own.  You know fighting you own battles, and all. I know it is crazy for me to relate my self to a stray cat but that is what i feel like. LIke why can't anyone love me. I know this is pathetic, so if you dont like it don't read it. I write this ( Read more... )

I don't know which is worst lying or leaving out the oh so important information that ummm you have been seeing another girl.  Do you think I am stupid.  What is your deal.  I am trying wait let me clear that up I am not trying to be your friend anymore. I dont want anything to do with you.  You play these stupid games with me.  Yeah they used to ( Read more... )