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heaveno

HARRY POTTER OMG

Jul 17, 2005 21:37

Comments 16

belovedsnail July 17 2005, 20:26:15 UTC

RACHEL I LOVE YOU.

dorky kid! tape player! necromancy! :)))))))) i hope JKR reads this post and takes your suggestion into serious consideration.

this post makes me so happy!! you use capslock so much better than Harry! i am squirming around with laughter about how funny i find "REMUS WILL PROBABLY DIE IN THE NEXT BOOK ANYWAY, SO HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH RONKS"! i think perhaps it's the word "Ronks" that is sending me into fits of mirth!

anyway!! my main point is that i wish the entire fandom were as much fun (and as brilliant!) as you are. :x

heaveno July 18 2005, 05:22:31 UTC

KATHLEEN I LOVE YOU TOO.

Oh, man. How many times have I wished she'd come by and ask me for some of my choice ideas, but no sign of her as of yet. Sigh. We'd have drunken, violent Hufflepuffs bolting the door of their House and holding house-elves hostage by now! The Hufflepuff terrorist group. THEY WANT SOME RESPECT DAMMIT.

I was thinking of the much awesomer pairing Bonks when I was writing that. :)) Oh, Dorrie. Dorrie. Dorrie. Dorrie. Well! She could have been with a Weasley, and then quit her job and just make babies day and night like she does in every lame RPG! So there is that small comfort.

I don’t! I’m retarded. We’d just be a bunch of idiots capslocking at each other about some trivial point in the book. DID YOU READ ABOUT THE ZOMBIES? YES OMFG!! I KNOW!! WHERE’S THE SHAUN OF THE DEAD CROSSOVERS? LOL I’M WRITING ONE RIGHT NOW! AWESOME. I KNOW, MAN. TTYL!! <33 There’d be nothing for Fandom_Wank to go on after a few days! We must think of the Wank!

heaveno July 18 2005, 05:31:47 UTC

I HAD TO TYPE PART OF THIS ON WORD BECAUSE I'M AT THE SCHOOL LAB, SO FORGIVE THE FUNKY APOSTROPHES!

thirteenthchime July 18 2005, 18:16:25 UTC

IF YOU WRITE A SHAUN OF THE DEAD CROSSOVER I WILL SELL YOU MY SOUL FOR REALLY CHEAP. CHEAPER THAN VIAGRA ONLINE.

trempnvt July 17 2005, 20:44:07 UTC

OMG SHE SO IS. IF SHE WAS WAITING FOR HARRY THE WHOLE TIME AND SHE HAD TO "BE HERSELF" TO GET HIM, HOW THE HECK DOES "BE YOURSELF"="KISS A LOT OF DIFFERENT BOYS?" I LOVE HER THOUGH!

heaveno July 18 2005, 05:24:37 UTC

AHAHAHA! IT'S HER WHORE LOGIC! SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE AN ESSAY ON IT, BUT NOT ME BECAUSE THAT WOULD TAKE EFFORT. ANY TAKERS?

marlowe1 July 22 2005, 08:40:29 UTC

Worse. She got it from Hermione. Hermione must have learned a few more kinks with the German boy.

mordecai July 17 2005, 21:10:15 UTC

I WANT TO BE THE GOTHIC NECROMANCER OF HUFFLEPUFF.

heaveno July 18 2005, 05:26:49 UTC

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, MICHELLE. JUSTIN'S A LONE WOLF, AND HE FIGHTS TO KILL LIKE JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

trempnvt July 17 2005, 21:18:28 UTC

ALSO: SEAMUS ASKED WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ZOMBIE AND A GHOST. HOW DUMB IS HE?

heaveno July 18 2005, 05:27:45 UTC

I KNOW. MAN, HE SHOULD GET WITH GINNY! THE TARD AND TART OF GRYFFINDOR. AHAHAHA. I KILL MYSELF.

theothethumper July 18 2005, 10:50:12 UTC

SEAMUS HAS PROBABLY TASTED THE HONEY

trempnvt July 18 2005, 20:28:59 UTC

YOU ARE TOO CLEVER.

thirteenthchime July 18 2005, 18:14:15 UTC

Rachel, you get BEST HARRY POTTER & HBP WRITE UP. Michelle gets second place for lack of caps, and Lisse third for the Hufflepuff Drunkeness Fic.

I was all like OMFG NO WAY with the zombies. I just finished re-reading Garth Nix's Abhorsen series, and if you like ZOMBIES and fantasy, then that's totally up your alley. Now I can't shake the image of Justin in full necromancer garb.

I like Ho!Ginny, but that line at the end was such total BS- honey, you don't tell the boy that you played him that way, it's bad form. But then again, she is ho!

Agreed, Ronks is the biggest WTF ever and I'm not even in the Sirius/Remus camp. I was just like OMG BREAK OUT THE VIOLIN ARTHUR. MOLLY CAN SERENADE THEM WITH A FRYING PAN.

And Hermione was so awesome, oh yes she was. And so was Lavender. BEST COUPLE EVER HMS WON WON.