on the fun-o-meter, this weekend scored a 9.8, making it earth-shatteringly fun. yeah, thats right. i said shatteringly. ::snort:: shat ( Read more... )

at work today, i was helping a seven year old boy pick out his very first pair of glasses. those are always some of my favorite patients because if theyre young enough to not care what other people think, they are usually really excited about the whole thing and pick out the most outrageous frames. its really neat. but today this kid came in with ( Read more... )

i was at rehearsal today, with natium and the claws, and the drummers were drumming, and the dancers were dancing, and i was on the floor clapping along, and i realized that this is it. this is the zen, the heaven, the buddha and the gods, the nirvana. it was just... peace. breathing in and out.

i looked at my girls, and how wonderful it is for ( Read more... )

venker's lj post just reminded me that my lj is having its fifth birthday coming up on july 13th. well, counting back in the penguin lover days anyway. fuck knows when i started this new one.

look it up, dumbass.

i dont want to.

you looked it up for the other one, why not do it on this one too? retard.

oh jeez. eat me.

go fuck your mother. your mother' ( Read more... )

i just read a may 5th entry and i sound fucking retarded.

how do you people listen to one goddamned word out of my moouth?

oh god i should not be doing this now. no no no, not now. must log off pronto before it gets any worse.

185 movie titles are listed here. More than 90 and you "have no life"...Mark what you've seen ( Read more... )

what the hell am i doing up this early??? baaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwghhhh its bright out.


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i feel terribly sorry for sara+h. she was the first of the two (three if you count jes, which you damn well should) to get a vibe, and i guess the results were a let down. if there were some magical potion to find her g-spot, id roll her around in it like a pig in mud. le sigh ( Read more... )

worst day ever. i just got yelled at, well not really yelled at, but scolded, for doing exactly what was asked of me. bacon told me to do something that i knew i shouldnt have done, but since he's part owner he's technically one of my bosses, so i did it. now my other boss came up to me and yelled, because she didnt want me to do it ( Read more... )

last night reminded me of something i wrote a long time ago, i found it just now ironically, and edited it a bit ( Read more... )