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[hellie_may]

dear myheritage.com,
i don't fucking believe it.
YUCK!
xoxo

Comments

[roflhypnol]

you think YOU lost out?!?!? at least paris is young...

the closest matches i got were vladimir putin (russian president) and david hasselhoff. the other photos didnt even get results.

[hellie_may]

haha dude that's kind of awesome. i WAS 69% matched with a male chinese actor. how does this shit work??
xoxo

[roflhypnol]

i suppose i could change my name to 'vladimir putitin' and carve out a niche in diplomatic porn, or something...

[hellie_may]

or you could just be a dicktator.

xoxo

[_factory]

How did you not get Ashlee Simpson?

[hellie_may]

hmmm, methinks she's not on the database. but i don't need myheriatage to tell me that, people in the street do it often enough.

xoxo

[adrian_fabian]

There's something about you in that photo though, maybe it's the sly pout or maybe it's your hair pinned back, & you're gonna slap for saying this but there's a strange air of Paris about you in that snap...

*Adrian recoils in exceptation of slap*

Actually, I think I just saw it, it's the eyelashes! Just buy a chiwouwa & you're set... and have a lobotomy... and get a wild sex tape circulated on the net where you look like a rabbit in the headlights who accidently did waaaay too much ecstasy.

[hellie_may]

hmmm that photo IS about two years old...the dog and the lobotomy are out of the question, but the sex tape is seeming like a distinct possibility.

xoxo

[roo_vagabond]

expect you're way way way hotter...

i got sean connery and sting... what the fuck?

[hellie_may]

hahah DUDE! whatevs, i bet THEY never had an awesome khrisna haircut.

xoxo

[xgushx]

ahahahahahahahahahah

thats all i can say to this one. hehehehe
x

[hellie_may]

i want to see what it says for YOU.
xoxo