if there were such things as loverbears this is what one would look like

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I am writing this as on officially defeated mother. I concede. They beat me. I give up.
Who do I talk to about sending these kids back to God?

Mark is NEVER allowed to come home and complain to me that hes had a "rough day" at work until he has to clean floating human excrement off a flooded bathroom floor (which was covered in his man-hair and filth ( Read more... )

So Obama is at 207. He got Iowa. Thats not counting cali, oregon or washington.

It doesnt matter if McCain get Fla, we won.
(unless hell has frozen over and somehow everyone in california has decided to vote republican)

FUCK YEAH!

and the house and senate are looking awfully blue as well.

Im going to bed happy.

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....So... supposedly this is real. It sounds real enough, and although I havent seen any news stories cover it or anything, according to the superficial SP's reps said it was legit.

So heres Sarah Palin getting prank called by two guys from some quebec radio station making her sound REALLY really intelligent.

DEFINITELY worth a listen.

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...just wanted to hop on and apologize for not commenting on anyone ever haha

I have been really crazy busy lately and havent really been computer-bound. Im about to try and catch up with everyone right now, but if something major has happened to you and youre feeling like Im an insensitive bitch for not saying congrats on your new baby or something ( Read more... )

( My Fat-Girl Eye Opening Experience... )

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1. If you happen to be reading this and have asston of cash lying around that you really want to spend on something that will help you in no way shape or form please contact me asap. I have some student loan people who are going to rape my asshole rotten and steal my firstborn if I dont get crack-a-lackin on paying back all the money I spent on ( Read more... )

• 11:02 What the shit is "twilight"? #

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• 12:52 Why is everyone in the body modification industry so grumpy? Hot damn. #
• 12:53 @ thomasav I had NetFlix for a hot second also and of the 9 movies that came, I could watch one of them. Their DVDs are fizzucked up. #
• 12:55 Loves that Betty White is opening a St. Olaf-style can of whoopass on McCain and Palin. I really want to just BE Betty ( Read more... )