Jasmine tea in da mornin'
Jasmine tea at night
So long as I gets ma Jasmine tea
Everytin's alright.

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man. Let me handle my business, damn ( Read more... )

I've grown. I will no longer be updating this ridiculous thing, but I guess I'll keep it around for a while for posterity. I'm moving away in two fucking months, and I suppose this is the crux of time when I get to throw out all of the things and people who don't mean anything to me. This goes for all of the useless shit which I pick off the ( Read more... )

I don't work. In fact, I've been getting myself in a bit of trouble with people lately, because when people ask me if I have a job, I tend to laugh hysterically instead of answering. At any rate, this leaves me with quite a bit of free time, and seeing as I haven't updated in a while, I will answer the question that nobody asked nor cares to know ( Read more... )

( I may be a terrible driver, but if loving popsicles is wrong, I don't want to be right. )

Photographer: Dammit! I said, 'Pretend you have a naughty secret,' not 'pretend your mother just died'! We're never going to get a good shot if you keep being a little ( crankypants! )

There is nothing better to wake up to than a gorgeous late spring/early summer morning in the Northwest. Well, discounting a few ( things )

Oh, man! Guess who's getting tired of being hit on by creepy old men! The answer is me. I'm getting tired of being hit on by creepy old men ( Read more... )

This weekend is going to be painfully busy; I haven't really even started yet and I'm already exhausted. After being so miserably ill, though, I'm determined to find some time for just enjoying myself.

I got my tighter from Daniel Blue, and I got to model it briefly during his important business meeting at the Kickstand. I was embarrassed, ( Read more... )

STADIUM ONE ACTS. THURSDAY MAY 5TH AND FRIDAY MAY 6TH AT 7:30 PM IN THE AUDITORIUM. $4. GO.