i'm sick of being bitter and negative and mean to everyone. the only time i've felt really good about things since i returned from new york was the time i spent in ithaca, d.c., jersey, springfield, connecticut, cortland, and georgia ( Read more... )

i never would have guessed there were so many nazi-sympathizers in central pennsylvania until i walked, all innocence, into a junk sale where i thought i would find some saucepans and instead found a typewriter with an "S.S." key next to the regular S and a lamp with a shade made from...real jew skin ( Read more... )

i've been looking through my parent's photo albums and simultaneously creating one of my own, cackling all the while. i have yet to decide which is more hilarious ( Read more... )

the weekend at my grandparent's was good practice for apartment living: five girls all sleeping together under one roof. somewhere along the line while i wasn't looking all my little cousins became gorgeous, self-confident wimmen. i have now taught them all i know about being a teenager. i was unable to teach them to stop kicking me in their sleep ( Read more... )

i'm thinking of getting rid of livejournal, simply because the past weekend cannot be put into words. maybe the english language is just not for me ( Read more... )

here i am in georgia.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

when i came home from work my mom opened the door and handed me a bottle of champagne ( Read more... )

when darin the realtor says he is "98% sure" we will get the apartment, he is LYING. ok? he is LYING, THROUGH HIS TEETH. he has no idea whether we will get the apartment. it's not listed exclusively to him, it's also listed to Manhattan Apartments, which is a huge real estate conglomerate with 180 brokers, all of whom could be showing people around ( Read more... )

you wanna know how to take a short trip to hell ( Read more... )

amy is right. my life would be a whole lot simpler if i just stopped dressing like a pirate wench all the time.