So then, three things.

(Numero eins) I'll be back on good ol' home turf by the 29th and apparently Sam starts school on the 4th or something so that's plenty of time to go do some schtuff. Plenty of liquor bottles and smokeables and whatnot. For it shall be something awesome to come back to.

(Numero zwei) a + b + c - d = x

Where:
a = Yang
b = many ( Read more... )

MONGOL MUSIC IS THE SHIT.

So me and Chetner were cruising Youtube yesterday, and we stumbled upon Mongol music and if I do say so myself, it is the greatest ever.

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HOW AWESOME IS IT. My name is... Dzman.

AND THEY RAP TOO. All them west coast OGs think they gangsta, but the Mongols here out-gangsta'd them by a shitload.

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So I get a call from Willoughby Popo about half an hour ago telling me that Daily's been missing since Sunday. Because Sam has pulled stupid prank call shit like this before, I thought it was him but that's not really relevant is it. Anyway, the point is: Daily, man. That's not cool. Come home man. But call your dad first.

So I'm just hanging around the house when I hear the doorbell ring. As I look through the window parts, I see two dudes. Impeccably dressed in white ironed shirts, ties, black pants, backpacks and the trademark bible held as close to their righteous hearts as possible. Of course, the only thing you can think to yourself is 'BLOODY MISSIONARIES!' ( Read more... )

I went to see the Dalai Lama today. How many of you can honestly state this? None I say!

Man that dude is a jolly guy. Much cooler than the Pope. Almost makes me want to be a Buddhist. Almost.

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So I'm sitting in the lecture hall listening to the awesome Microeconomics teacher lecture the way a lecturer would. So like one minute he's talking about externalities or something similar and the next, HE PULLS OUT A FUCKING CIGARETTE AND LIGHTS IT UP. HE SPENDS THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES SMOKING AND LECTURING, INSIDE THE LECTURE HALL NO LESS, LIKE ( Read more... )

So I decided to fill it with some funny.

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Well my hair was getting pretty annoying so I go to the usual Viet hairdresser in Bankstown for my haircut, right. But the regular woman was out on lunch or something and the only two others there were some stand-in and some hairdresser in training. The stand-in was busy with someone else so the only choice I had was the bloody noob. So I tell her ( Read more... )

Rapped to the tune of 'Wanksta' by 50 Cent.

( I am WAAAAAAY too fucking bored for this shit man. )