"April is the cruellest month..." -T.S. Eliot, "The Waste Land ( Read more... )

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Yet another cheesy joke, compliments of me.

There were two atoms walking along the street. All of a sudden, one of them said, "I've lost an electron!" The other one said, "Are you sure?" and the first one replied, "Yes, I'm positive!"

That's right - today is officially a good day, because I have been granted the gift of free street meat! And a free drink, to go along with my free street meat. To top all of this off, the hotdog I just finished eating was 100% Halal, and served up by the hotdog dude on our campus who barely speaks english, but is as friendly as can be. Life is ( Read more... )

So, I figured maybe I should update this thing, because I haven't in forever. I'm back at school after reading week, and of course stressed already. Anyway, not much is new with me...um...here's a joke ( Read more... )

Here is a joke. If you have my sense of humour, you will love it. To everyone else, my sincere apologies ( Read more... )

So, due to being unable to read people's blogs because I did not have one, I finally got a blog. Do not expect great things from it. Contrary to Colleen's statement that I should get up off my "lazy butt" and create an account, the reason I did not have a blog before is because I didn't really want one. But now I have one, and here is what you ( Read more... )