I only checked this today because I wanted to see if Mark Zuckerberg really had the LJ username "zuckonit". Read my entries. I hope I forget this password again.

who named a ceral life anyways? what a friggin arrogant name for a cereal, life? come on what you saying i need to eat it to live? like this ceral gives me life? or i'm not popular? i don't have a life unless i eat it? wtf life, fucking arrogant. i dunno what's worse, this or this broad on the news whining about being addicted to online gambling. ( Read more... )

let me know and i'll actually update

i had a beer the other day, and it was maigical. the moment the cold liquid touched my lips it was heaven, that wonderful canadian flavor filling me with joy as it ran down my throat. i realized i need to drink more often, and that i love beer. oh yea work blows, women are non existent and uh... yeeep. thats about it. and i love beer. and i;m broke ( Read more... )

wow i just figured out why i'm miserable. its this computer. see none of ya for a fuckin while

i haven't felt like this much shit in 4 years. and i'm too tired to elaborate. more later.

i'm sittin here talkin to adam and all the sudden i hear fucking alkaline trio. I FUCKING HATE THEM and most of ya know why, besides they suck. well if ya didn't know, they're the favorite band of the last 2 exes. ugh. and i hate them so yea , good reason to hate a sucky band. jesus christ why were they on my playlist ( Read more... )

i've come to the conclusion that my problems with dating women come from how i was raised. complicated story but yea, that's it. so dating is a thing of the past for me. untill further notice. which is probally gonna be when the next waste of a month comes along.ehh fuckkit is happiness too much to ask for?

deleting a certain list i had sure does make me feel a lot better than i did before,cause there's somethings i just don't need to remember and that's one of them.

ya know... i think i finally realized i can live without women.

its a lot better when they're tryin to impress me instead of the other way around anyways

me and rumplemints aren;t friends

i saw earth one superman fight earth two superman

ok so it was bill and bill richards wrestling. same thing

speaking of them richards, we're apparently like....6th cousins or something. weeeeird

i dunno what makes me fart more, beer or wendys. sheesh