Got promoted and officially am on salary, woohoo!

Knocked off a few more items on my "I've never" list!

My little sister got engaged!

My father is engaged!

One of my besties (yes i used that terrible term muhahah) got married!

Events were not quite as random as the first quarter, but still pretty darn good,

I think for Xmas this year, I might finally get ( Read more... )

Highlights of the year so far include:

Seeing Kevin Smith.

Helping an aspiring drag queen with their makeup.

Dancing topless in a strip club.

Not bad for the first quarter.  More random stuff hopefully to follow.

Sitting at work and I kinda figure it's time for an update.  Life is good.  Update complete....................j/k ( Read more... )

When the owner of the company and his wife gets you a birthday present, I think it's a very good sign!  When your boss is taken aside and told that he better be taking me to the new property with him, it's an even better one!

This is so weird.  Shaun and leslie drama in the same day.  I feel like I'm eighteen again.  I never did get to rant about her way back when and this offers me a bit of closure so here goes it ( Read more... )

So the guy I lost my virginity to is currently having sex with his brand new wife maybe fifty feet away from me.  Talk about awkward.  LOL ( Read more... )

If I were a month, I'd be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday, nice and chill.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus, cause of course that is where women are from.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a clown fish.

If I were a direction, I’d be northsouth.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a bean bag ( Read more... )

Day 1 of exercise regime complete.

Before: 3 hours of talking myself into doing it.

During:  nausea, wheezing, suicidal inclinations

After:  Feel refreshed, invigorated, and motivated

Tomorrow:  Rinse and repeat

Confirmed something I kinda already knew last night.  It's a bottle of white or a glass of red.  Not the other way around.  Oh and for goodness sakes, never attempt shaving while drunk on Irony.

So I love what I do and this is definitely my chosen career path, but there is something I just have to say.  I hate sport team parents.  No you can't have all thirty parents and children hanging out in my lobby EATING at 9:30 at night!  Small lobby, guests are trying to sleep, world does not revolve around you.  I would rather have three drunken ( Read more... )