A few days ago my student loan caught up with me. Now I'm three thousand dollars in debt. My mother had to help me settle, otherwise they were going to sue for over eight thousand.
First of all, congratulations on being... engaged I think? Or married... either way. Hooray for you and many happy returns or somesuch. Second, that hurts me Jamaican pride, mon. And hey! If you're gonna boot me off your friends list, don't make comments about me that I can't respond to! That aint kosher.