*Recorded when he finally figured out how to use this stupid thing*

This is Beethoven. As you can see, I'm not available.

State your business here and make it quick.

[BeeeP]

[ooc/ic tag - please and thank you :D]

Well, isn't this lovely.

The castle in the sky crashes to the ground and a giant statue with blades appear. I presume three horsemen would be riding up the horizon next week?

*sighs*

I'm getting too old for this kind of excitement.

Effect: You feel calm, and if you appreciate music, even inspired.
Warning: Confusing music notes.

( Fantasies end )

I believe there is a doctor in Somarium. This weather is causing my ears to act up.

I would like some assistance.

*There is some rustle of clothes before the camera clicks on. It's facing down, as if the user didn't know what to do with it.*

What is this contraption?

*Some calculated button pressing is done and there is small sound of 'I see... so this button does this' and 'what a unpleasant noise'. Finally, it is turned to the user, who is a man wearing ( Read more... )

( Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth. )