Celebrations

[herr_doktor_13]

Vell, this Christmas vas no total loss; I spent plenty of time vith my fellow villians trying to decimate an old man. I even managed to catch a few of his supernatural workers und I'm now working on a veeery special project using them as test subjects.

I've yet to send out most of my gifts save the one I made for der Monarch. If you find a mutated

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[girl_fuhrer]

Merry Christmas to you too, Mein Doktor! ^_^

Sounds like a grand way to spend the season! I do hope you didn't get...violated by that thing everyone is talking about like Miss Van Winkle did.

I simply cannot wait to spend time with you in New York (and get a way from my fiancee...the man is driving me insane!)

[herr_doktor_13]

Vell...I didn't get _as_ violated by it. I managed to stab it a few times vith a scalpel...it sort of left after that.

I'm looking forward to it too, frauline!

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

I know it's none of my business, but ist something going wrong?

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[girl_fuhrer]

Vell, you seem to be handling it the best out of all of the humping monster's "victims"...you're being much more of a man about it than the Monarch is, that's for sure.

[Lock to Doktor]
No, I'm the one who brought it up.

I don't mean to bother you with my problems...It's just...the spark between Catclops and I is dying or something. Sure, it was great when it started. We were fighting together in a resistance movement. It was quite dangerous und we watched over each other. It was so romantic! But now that we are safe und comfortable, the excitement is gone. Und every little thing he does drives me CRAZY!!

I'm...not sure what to do.

When it comes right down to it...We share more common interests than I do with Catclops...

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[herr_doktor_13]

Danke, frauline.
Vell, I looked it up on Wikipedia und it said that this "Krampus" vas Germanic in origin... I don't really blame the Monarch for feeling violated; after all, vhat happens in Germany stays in Germany...except that vile creature. The Monarch simply does not share our fortitude.

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

I suppose ve cling to those around us during dire und troubling times. I've read about it somevhere, that a relationship built on the foundation of danger vill crumble once the threat ist gone.

I do hate to hear about it, though. It seemed to be going so vell for you.

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[herr_doktor_13]

I'm sorry, frauline! Vith all the chaos going on, I wasn't even sure I vould finish it on time! I'll make it up to you. Vould you like one?

[herr_doktor_13]

It'll take a veek or so, but I think I can pull it off. I have to rest; it really drains me. It also depends on vhat sort of wings you vant.

[plumpumpkin]

Wow, everyone got pretty cool presents...but not from santa...even though...he's real and everything...that's weird... what the heck is santa for then if he's not even bringing people the really awesome stuff...

[herr_doktor_13]

I suppose he's just there as an icon und to boost the holiday industry. Either that, or he's some sick joke from Gott to ruin our childhood dreams...
I don't think Santa vould even think about mutated warrior kittens, let alone make them.

[monarch_the]

...Wh-- But... really? Wow. Uh, thanks. Hasn't come here yet, but I'll have the henchmen keep an eye out for it. Thanks again and all... Erm.

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...Why the hell are you being so nice to me?

[smokingmerc]

Crazy fuckers attract crazy fuckers.

[monarch_the]

I can see why you and the blonde get along, then.

[smokingmerc]

Rummy's not as crazy as 'e could be. Surprised 'e's kept 'imself so sane after bein' in a war.

[number_24]

Merry Christmas right back attcha man! :D

So you made the freaky cat butterfly thing? I had a strange feeling that you might have. It's so adorable! But it's either teething or it doesn't like me...it bit me like five times...Monarch loves it though.

[herr_doktor_13]

The kit must be teething if he's biting you; I don't know of any reason vhy he shouldn't like you. Perhaps you possess animal magnetism, eh? xD

Vere der pants alright? I really appreciate the stain-remover und boots. You vouldn't believe how vhite mein coat ist now!

[number_24]

Animal magnetism, huh? Well that'd explain why 21's dog feels the pressing urge to hump my leg whenever I visit...

The pants are awesome, thank you! I was a little worried about how they would fit but they actually feel really comfy! And not to toot my own horn or anything, but I look pretty slick in them (I hope 21 notices...)

Glad you like your gift! Yeah, I figured you could use the stain remover ;)

[herr_doktor_13]

Well, you shouldn't have to worry about this kit humping your leg...though, he might shred your curtains.

I was hoping they vould turn out alright. (If he doesn't, then he's pretty thick if you ask me. Those are attention grabbers! ^_~)

It's so nice; mein coat looks brand new!