Der best veekend ever!

[herr_doktor_13]

Well, this weekend I escorted mein dear Girl Hitler to her press conference. I suppose things got a little out of control vhen I threatened to rip out that one reporter's intestines for slandering der frau's name, but other than that, this has had to have been der most wonderful time of mein life!

Frau Hitler und I are ein item! Oh, I could just die

Comments

[industrial_pink]

That's cool when guys hurt other guys to defend a girl.

[herr_doktor_13]

It vas the least I could do. He'd been spreading some nasty rumors about her and I vasn't going to just stand around und let him do so.

[3rdcouldbe2nd]

Good for you guys... At least some of us are getting laid.

[hahha_innuendo]

Congratulations! Just be sure to play your cards right. Lay down a jester and have an ace tucked away and you'll have a queen in no time.

Ha ha! Not poker.

[monarch_the]

Yeah, uh, wish you two the best of luck and everything. Sure you'll... make a great couple.

[herr_doktor_13]

Danke, Herr Monarch. I only hope our relationship will mirror the one you und your wife possess.

[gooddoggy]

Glückwünsche Herr Doktor. You too seem like a good match.

[herr_doktor_13]

Vielen vielen Dank! I sincerely hope that we are!