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[herr_doktor_13]

This month has been so busy with der planning und der organization und der strange gay men showing me ornate pastries und plates! I've never seen so many plates in mein life...Ist ein harrowing ordeal. I still need to have mein tuxedo fitted properly; you'd think they'd take into consideration just how tall some people can be, but noooo....

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[cinnamonxbuns]

I want nothin do with friggin plates or food or whatthefuckever. You do all that. I know its yer thing anyways. Jest make sure there's an open, well-stocked bar. Very well-stocked.

And don't ya dare try and go behind my back and invite my family.

[herr_doktor_13]

I could use some help you know...I want your input because I do care und if you don't want to have der gayest wedding under der Sun, you'll help me.

You just had to bring das up, didn't you? They're your family for Gott's sake! They deserve at least ein invitation!

[cinnamonxbuns]

Babe, I'm gettin married to a man. A man that wears chicks panties and a cropped shirt and leather almost every day. I'm over the fact that its gonna be painfully gay. I can help a little, but I don't wanna. Make the dress kid do it or somethin. Or Schro. That little shit deserves some punishment.

I'm naht gonna fuckin repeat myself. Do naht invite them. I'm still gonna marry ya, but if ya invite them, you'll be at the alter waitin fer me until they leave. I ain't gonna have them there and that's the end of it.

[herr_doktor_13]

But das ist mein point! I don't want it to be "painfully gay" for you! I want you to be ein part of this. I'm nicht asking you to do anything beyond telling me 'yes' or 'no' about ein few things...

You're so damn selfish, but Gott, I adore you for it...

[schroneko]

Can I do something in the wedding? Pleeeeaaaaase?

[herr_doktor_13]

If you don't destroy der ceremony, you can be der ring bearer, ja?

[schroneko]

YEAH! So what do I do?!?!

[herr_doktor_13]

You stand sehr, sehr, sehr still und don't say anything und hold our rings. Think you can do das?

[cloneofarc]

What's the difference with plates?

[herr_doktor_13]

Eh...Different patterns und such. Some are floral, others just little swirls und such. There's ein fine line between "elegant" und "mortifyingly gay."

[cloneofarc]

Whatever happened to having plain white? It seems like most people would be more concerned with how the food tastes. Or drunk.

[herr_doktor_13]

There will be enough of both to go around with der open bar und der catering. I like der little details, though...Comes with being ein perfectionist I suppose.

[smokingmerc]

'ave fun bein' a Nazi 'n 'avin' a gay weddin' in Germany.

[herr_doktor_13]

Und you have fun being ein closeted French faggot.

[greenafro]

I thought of those plates from The Birdcage....
...hehhehheh.

[herr_doktor_13]

I may be queer, but I'm nicht das queer! ...Und yet, sadly, I do know people who would have those plates.