Vell, this Christmas vas no total loss; I spent plenty of time vith my fellow villians trying to decimate an old man. I even managed to catch a few of his supernatural workers und I'm now working on a veeery special project using them as test subjects.

I've yet to send out most of my gifts save the one I made for der Monarch. If you find a mutated ( Read more... )

I was perusing YouTube when I came across this abomination. Now, I may be a Nazi, but I have feelings as well und this was just (while still amusing enough to border funny) downright offensive! Mein Gott, have they no shame? On the other hand, I'm sure the boy must have been given a hard time dressed like that und walking the streets of New York. I ( Read more... )

 Gott...I wish I were dead. Apparently, I'm viral with...something und treatment involves taking massive doses of steroids and no caffine for two weeks; so says mein doctor anyway. You would think someone with a medical degree would be able to diagnose themselves, but nooo... I've never seen the likes of this before. Herr Major will not be pleased ( Read more... )

I feel most accomplished in creating this blog. It seems now that everyone has one and I figured that in my spare time, I might as well see what all the fuss is about. It keeps me busy and away from Herr Major; he doesn't know any better. It's nicer than cooking for him. Ah well, so begins another creation. Perhaps this won't be nearly the failure ( Read more... )