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Urgent
Der Fraulien's dead. I don't know exactly what happened, but Frau Mine's been killed. I can only assume Herr Offdensen had something to do with it; she was covered in bite wounds und I found heavy amounts of venom in her system... Dear Gott, things are getting out of control...
Liebling, you stay in your room. I don't want you to argue with me; stay ( Read more... ) -
Plotting und Planning
Liebling's birthday ist coming soon und I feel so terrible that I haven't had much time to be with him lately, but I've been so busy! I was able to work out der kinks in my previous psycho-analyzation of some of der fans for Herr Offdensen und I've been doing ein little private research on my own in my spare time, not to mention having to keep ein ( Read more... ) -
Scurrying about...
Well, things have been quite eventful since Herr Offdensen allowed me to move into Mordhaus und work for them. I can't divulge much of what I've done, but I can say that great strides are being made in der psychological evaluations of der fans. The rest ist pretty much classified beyond that.
Poor Liebling has been feeling under der weather as of ( Read more... ) -
Such a lovely vacation!
I must say that staying at Mordhaus is turning out to be a wonderful experience! So wonderful, in fact, that I intend to take Herr Offdensen's offer to work there for a while. Of course I'll still work on Herr Major's projects off of der property, but I might be staying there for a bit longer than I first expected...which is fine by me if Herr ( Read more... ) -
Vacation Time Planning
As most of my dear companions in Millenium know, I've been working mien ass off since Christmas on a special little project, even after I moved to Underland which then completely screwed over mein relationship with Frau Hitler as I was a slave to the work. Now that it's done, I'd like to take this time to announce that I'll be taking the month of ( Read more... ) -
Catgirl Time!
I've been in sort of a depression since Girl Hitler und I broke off; things just weren't working out und I moved back in der compound vith Millenium. I've just sort of...sulked, I suppose, since then und haven't felt like much. Still, I suppose it's time to move on und get out of this monotonous rut.
Now, though, I figure since I'm single again, I ( Read more... ) -
[MS] German.
I still ain't found Dok in my body, and I'm kinda sad about that. I wanna drink with him while we're switched ( Read more... ) -
Commrads!
[Lock from Mentok]
I have already mentioned to Herr Monarch that ve are doing ourselves no favors by competing in this bid var! The only thing we are accomplishing ist raising Mentok's profit! I propose we allow Herr Ofdensen to win this DVD und seal it avay for good. Would that be an acceptable conclusion to matters?
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Back from vacation
I can honestly say that der whole bit about ripping oneself into ein alternate universe vith ein time machine is completely und utterly possible. Meine dear Girl Hitler und I have spent about der last veek or so touring meine old stomping grounds back vhen der Fuhrer vas still only interested in molesting catgirls. Gott, it vas fantastic! I even ( Read more... ) -
Der best veekend ever!
Well, this weekend I escorted mein dear Girl Hitler to her press conference. I suppose things got a little out of control vhen I threatened to rip out that one reporter's intestines for slandering der frau's name, but other than that, this has had to have been der most wonderful time of mein life!
Frau Hitler und I are ein item! Oh, I could just die ( Read more... )