Below is a picture of Alice Cooper receiving the key to the city of Alice, North Dakota.


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I want people to think. Our last final would have been a Friday, meaning school would end on a Friday. Our last day of school is now a Monday, as that is when our exams will be. We lost a day of school in which we would have been in band all day and we lost a weekend of summer.

I want people to think. Our last final would have been a Friday, meaning school would end on a Friday. Our last day of school is now a Monday, as that is when our exams will be. We just lost a weekend of summer.

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Ok. Check out the top headline. Then click the link I provided. I find it kind of saddistic.


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I know my destiny. I was put on this earth to go into the Winter Olympics as a figure skater (pairs). I will pile- drive my partner at the end of a near perfect routine. I am not doing this to paralyze my partner or cause pain. She will be a martyr. I am doing this for anyone who has ever watched the skating pairs just to see people fall. ( Read more... )

Today i caught myself bobbing my head while listening to Brit- Pop. I have come to the logical conclusion that I am retarded.

Thank God we got our snow blower fixed.

Anyone who has Ms. estep had better donate to Toys For Tots so that we can have a tea party. I will fucking kill you if you don't. Peace.

How To Dress Like A Douche Bag

1.  Striped Polo Shirt & Khakis-  To show that you can afford to buy enough nice clothes that you can wear something different every, fucking day.

2.  Pink undershirt- Because you're secure in your sexuality.  You would, however, never wear this shirt as an outer layer because, "Dude, you're not gay."

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