Thank you, wonderful ladies at GoFugYourself.  I too am afeared of Ginger Spice's reluctance to go outside wearing pants, for she is no Lady Gaga, that's for sure.  LOOK INTO PANTS!

In other news, damp.

So, let me get this straight, according to the guy who owns Whole Foods, 2/3rds of this country are overweight, and 1/3 is obese.

So, if that's true, there should be no skinny people whatsoever.

So, if we work this hypothesis along to it's logical conclusion, then skinny people are the aberration, and us fatties are the normal, since WE ARE THE  ( Read more... )

Ohmyhead.  I go to GoFugYourself a lot, because I love to see that just because one is rich and famous, and has a "hot" body, and, one would think, an entire team of stylists at one's command, doesn't mean that you look good.

And sometimes, I just sit there and say to myself, wtf, who let you out of the house like that?  I mean, seriously, some of ( Read more... )

This week hasn't been as hard as I thought it would be.  Although my first instinct on any given day was to grab him and shake him like a rag doll, and demand to know if the new girl was prettier than I am.  Then I wanted to shove his arm down the garbage disposal and see if it got sharpened into a pencil point.

Everyone has been like, he's an idiot ( Read more... )

So, I'm not sure how I feel today.  I'm not crying, so that's good.  I kind of feel empty sad.  Like, it's sad, but it's empty, so I don't feel the need to express the sad, if that makes any sense?

I saw my therapist last night, and I don't know if she was sticking up for Cute IS Guy or just trying to make me feel like, hey, maybe this isn't as bad ( Read more... )

Well.  Cute IS Guy?  Is now seeing someone else.

On the one hand, I'm relieved.

On the other hand, I'm devastated. 

Sometimes I worry for the woman who writes Blogdorf Goodman.  She's just got way too many taupe eyeshadows.  She probably has more taupe eyeshadows that I have vanilla fragrances, and I pretty much only have vanilla fragrances, notable exception being B&BW Black Amethyst.

I think someone should maybe take us for an extended stay at a spa to try to ( Read more... )

I want to build a little dollhouse on my desk here at work for when I'm bored.  Like now.

I have always felt like it makes me a bad beauty maven to detest Bobbi Brown and her never ending boring neutral makeup.

I do hate it.  I have nothing against neutral makeup, I, in fact, have been known to wear neutral makeup on occassion.

But something about Bobbi Brown just makes me cringe.  It's like, the makeup that makes you look like you're not ( Read more... )

So last night before I woke up at 2:30 a.m., I was dreaming that Brock Sampson and I were killing people, and then we were having the sex.  Why is it my sex dreams with comic book characters/cartoon characters are always so fulfilling?