Yeah, I have no idea why I'm in a good mood.  The more I read about menopause, the more I'm like, fucking hell, why is this happening to me?  And don't get me started on hormone therapy.  Jesusfuckingchristonapogostick.  Uterine cancer or breast cancer.  And add upping your possibility for a heart attack on top of that.  Doesn't that sound GREAT ( Read more... )

Dear Cute IS Guy,

Thanks for acting like a douchehound.  It makes my attempts to get over you much easier.

Hate and Missiles,

Wicked

Fucking godsdamnit, I want a menopausal mood icon.

I'm conflicted today.  I don't know why.  I feel like I want to re-make my life, which would be nice, but I'm also notoriously lazy.  I wish to spend my time drinking strawberry lemonade and reading somewhat trashy novels, even though I still haven't finished that book on King Stephen of England ( Read more... )

I kept waking up last night because I swear somebody was singing.

Also, if certain people in this office keep talking, I'm going to lose what is left of my tiny little mind.

Also also, I want noodles.  Will someone go get them for me?

So I finally have all my teeth.  I no longer feel like a hillbilly, and I am now $1600 poorer.

Oh well.  Maybe next year I can take a real vacation.

I'm in a decent enough mood, I'm just really tired and desiring of both my bed and a lowered humidity level.

Hey, guess what?

Having a low blood sugar incident AND a hot flash at the same time SUCKS.

Why on EARTH do I want a push-up bra for?!?!?!  I'm a 44D for crying out tears.

Oh Meme Roth.  You are such a nutjob.  Actually, I don't want to call you that, because since I'm mentally interesting myself, you give the rest of us a bad name.  I see that you're up to your old tricks, but at least this time you're not equating food with rapists, so I hope you've learned something, but I bet you haven't.

www.nytimes.com/2009/06/ ( Read more... )

I hate summer.  Even though so far this summer has been cold and rainy, summer just depresses the hell out of me.

Also, despite it being cold and rainy most of the time, I seem to have developed a heat rash under one boob.  Well isn't that fun?

And in a completely unrelated note, babysitting chihauhaus is fun.

Okay, well, this at least is making me happy.  Frostitution.net, the website of Nick Frost, has a new bunch of pictures off of Twitter, in which it appears that Mr. Frost is not wearing a shirt.  Yes.  I'm enjoying that.