why am i quitting drinking by myself?
it should be BOTH OF US.
you'll find that out the hard way.

the past is in the past, right ( Read more... )

so this dude comes to the office to have a meeting with my dad about investing some money in a project ( Read more... )

fuck it all to goddamn hell.

i'm not on a diet but all of those little frozen tv dinners they come out with taste really really good to me ( Read more... )

my fish won't eat ( Read more... )

note to self: STOP. getting drunk. on week nights. idiot.

my fish is fucking retarded. it should know by now how to eat its goddamn food. instead it gets itself stuck in the fake plants and i just end up spilling a pile of pellets in the bowl hoping that he'll catch at least ONE and not starve to death ( Read more... )

i really wish i had something happy to write in here about ( Read more... )

the answer has to be either really fucking simple, or there's just no freaking answer at all and THAT. is the "answer ( Read more... )