Maj. Tom Wallis of the Vanderburgh County Sheriff's Department felt the quake in his office and said authorities were checking bridges and other structures for damage.

"We were shaking, rattling and rolling," Wallis said. "I thought it was Jerry Lee Lewis doing the big one."

the shins must be as sore as those of the costa ricans, who ran headlong into a brick wall called brazil last night. six weeks ago the kids from albuquerque were on everyone's lips & televisions; $10 tickets changed hands for $40. this time the buzz was mysteriously absent, band and audience seemingly intimidated by the size of the half-empty venue ( Read more... )

belle & sebastian press release 04/06/02 ( Read more... )

in their first world cup appearance ever, the senegal side shocked defending champions france 1-0.

somewhere sartre cracks a knowing smile, and clasps frantz fanon by the shoulder.

it started, last tuesday or so, with the jock dreams. in the first, i found myself somehow drafted into the ranks of the houston rockets. assigned to guard a graying muggsy bogues, i was embarrassingly ineffective beyond, of course, the smack: hey muggs, how much rock did yo mama smoke?! i chalked this up to those hideous ibm commercials ( Read more... )

the flava squirms in his seat as he grudgingly reveals his latest ex-cartoon celebrity infatuation:


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some thugz in lugz just strolled past in the hall and loudly inquired "where's waldo?"


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Elephant Pop: i am thinking of getting some this weekend
nouvelle vagrant: ass or shoes?

the flava has often stated that taste is the least egregious form of conspicuous consumption.

now he is not so sure.

there is something quite maddening about the auto-flush toilets of silicon valley. perhaps a relic of heady days past, these yahooligans shoot first and ask questions later. thus, to avoid a premature bidet-esque experience, one must construct a sort of shield from seat cover tissue, and drape it, slow-like, over the hawkish infrared eye. you feel ( Read more... )