So, as some of you may know I've had some troubles with whistlepigs invading my garden. A whistle pig, you say? Yes! Did you know that a groundhog and a woodchuck are in fact the same animal? They are! Not only that, but there is a third name for this animal- the whistle pig. Upon learning this third name, Chris and I quickly adopted it since ( Read more... )

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOVELY AND FABULOUS pingwin!!

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First of all HAPPY COCKADOODY BIRTHDAY subversivegrrl!!!!

Second, I'm tired and I think I feel the shits coming on.

Third, my living room rug stinks in a major way and I'm not happy with the animals behind this.

Fourth, I can't think of any reason why I shouldn't have ice cream for dinner ( Read more... )

Could somebody please explain to me why the movie "Crash" was even remotely good? I thought it was the most contrived drivel I'd seen in ages. It felt like I was watching a story written by a 14 year old suburban teen. What the fuck chuck?

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When I asked Yaz about the money that he owes me and Dina he said that he wasn't prioritizing paying either of us since he considered me to be "the biggest mistake of his life." No explanation for this by the way. You know, I haven't always maintained friendships with exes but other than Stupid Fucking Tony and Darren the Drunk, I don't dislike ( Read more... )

My head is killing me. I've caught some god awful phlegm filled cold/cough/sore throat thing. Whatever, my trip to Maryland was fun. CK flew me down for a few days for NYE and some relaxing. It was nice, I got to meet the rest of the family and the old friends. We laid around a lot, ate out a lot, took a jacuzzi, climbed a mountain, and went ( Read more... )

not to hold so much anger in my heart right now, but its hard.