Me (upon entering bathroom): Um, did one of you guys drop chocolate pudding in the toilet?
Cam: Liza clogged the toilet and I had to poop.
Liza: But I unclogged it! It was gross, her poop was floating.
Cam (exasperated): That means it's healthy!
Later -
Liza: 'Can't Touch This' is waay better than 'Thriller'.
Me: Are you crazy? You don't know 'cause you
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