If you use a Hollister brand ileostomy clip like the one pictured below, be sure to switch to the replacement provided with each box of new pouches. And if you think the old one is still good enough to use for months on end, at least verify that the clasp designated below with the red arrow is pulled out far enough to lock it tightly before ( Read more... )

We were able to get some pictures of the cruise before Zach's digital camera fell into the glass of lemonade. You might find some of them below . . . where we posted them.

( Below! )

On the 2nd of March, in this year 2006, at 4:30 in the PM, Jandrew will set sail on a voyage of immense importance, assured adventure, and unknown danger. The objective of this paramount endeavor obviously being to get drunk and party in the bahamas ( Read more... )

Dear Exxon Mobil Corp ( Read more... )

When the LCD on the gas pump displays a "Thank You" message after you have finished filling your tank, do you ever say "You're welcome"? I do. There should be a "You're Welcome" button. Or maybe a choice between that and "No, thank you" - like for when gas prices are really low. Just driving away makes for such a cold, one-sided conversation.

-Jan

I understand that our language originates in England, so most British pronunciations should be closer to their origins than American variations. I can pretty much understand how "re" can make an "er" sound in a word spelled like "theatre". What I don't understand is how "dater" is an acceptable pronunciation of the word "data". I think we may be ( Read more... )

our attempt at having a bucket-o-photos:
crap sandwich
i put in some from 24hr theater.

-andrew

HA I am NOT PREGNANT! HAHAHAAHHA I KNEW it

but daaaammn is my schedule messing with my head. that's it, I'm gonna go back on the Pill. I promise. really.

okay my cat is trying to eat my indian food and that's gotta stop.

-Jan

Dear orphaned patrons of Morningstar 75 ( Read more... )

The
( Read more... )