i've just spent the last few hours reading claim entries for james randi's $1 million paranormal challenge. some interesting ramblings that tend to progress into madness.

this was probably the most intelligent and respectful applicant i've come across so far.
(also probably schizophrenic)

being crazy must be so frustrating.

-andrew

People like to say "you learn something new every day" on the days that they learn something, but on the days that they don't learn anything, they never seem to notice.

-Jan

Mr. Computerpants is working again. Here's a picture of him with his new power supply taken by the camera in my new cell phone:


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is it just me, or has it gotten colder out?

-andrew

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unfortunately, pretzels possess an odor that is strikingly similar to my dogs urine.

-andrew

Mr. Computerpants is broken. His power supply overheated, so I have not been able to use the internet for several days. He is still broken, but I found an old computer in the attic which I am using now. It's the slowest computer in the world. I don't think it has a name, but there is a label on the front that says "Never Obsolete". I am doubting ( Read more... )

has anyone run a blueprint machine for an extended period of time before? how about with poor ventilation? the ammonium hydroxide has a delightful minty bile effect on your airways. i feel like my body just produced 5 lbs. of mucus, but it's hiding and the only way it'll come out to play is through intense vomiting. i'm pretty high, but this isn't ( Read more... )

I wish more of the things I had sex with were alive.

-Jan

i love working next to the bathroom. how else would i get to hear the defecation of my co-workers orchestrated so beautifully. i suppose i would have to stand outside the door. wouldn't that be weird.

-andrew