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today was the office birthday party for me. they had pumpkin cake and oatmeal cookies. what wonderful people. i brought a cookie back to my workspace to utilize the waves of microsize. instead of giving it that fresh from the oven feeling, it made popping sounds and emitted green sparks. when i told my co-worker about the incident he was suprised ( Read more... )

I talked to my brother about soda (pop) cans again. Apparently when I went with him to Bethesda, Maryland, he bought a Mountain Dew can that was designed more like the Coca-Cola cans in Michigan. It was easy to open. So I guess it all depends on the individual bottling companies in the area in which you live.

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For being as nonobservant as my brother generally is, he sure points out some things that most people would never think to notice. For example, the cans that Pepsi products come in are harder to open than the cans Coke products are in. This blows my mind. I'm not sure why, but it really does . . . figuratively speaking.

-Jan

Old people line up in the morning at the door of the Meijer Thrifty Outlet store and wait for it to open. This is a true story.

Happy Wheatland

Yes it's that time.

-Jan

Last night's "Emily Coming Back to Grand Rapids for a Little While" party had the most continuous nudity I've seen in . . . forever really. I realized that one of my least favorite things to do is to be in a room with guys who are looking at naked girls ( Read more... )

Thank you for calling Papa John's in Cascade. This is Jan. Would you like to try our Chicken, Bacon, Ranch pizza? No? You want me to shut the hell up so you can place your order? Sorry, I'm not authorized to do that. We have certain . . . standards ( Read more... )

It's time for me to go learn how to deliver pizzas.

Nick Nolte is ugly.

-Jan

Fuck, a cold. If only touching doorknobs didn't give me such a strong desire to pick my nose.

-Jan

i found out you can use duster to cool your lunch off as well as clean keyboards. it makes smile producing steam clouds, but it also makes stain inducing food splatters everywhere.

and it makes a cool dart/spitball gun.

-andrew