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yum
i realllly like carrot sticks. but they have to be the tiny ones for some reason. i just cannot eat the big ones because it makes me feel....dirty. yes, dirty ( Read more... ) -
kill whitey
i had to get crunk at the work place this week. well, not too crunk, but i was thinkin some mad shit ( Read more... ) -
in other news: OW
ok, so i'm in the office by myself since everyone ran off to run errands. i'm sitting here, minding my own bizzznass and printing out media kits when line 2 rings ( Read more... ) -
i'm a penguin
ever feel like you're stuck in one place? ok, stupid question ( Read more... ) -
to all my what-whats
i got a car. it's busted and three different colors, but it runs. so, i'm basically happy.
i'm looking for new ideas so someone please inspire me. -
exist for:
1. the smell and taste of coffee ( Read more... ) -
black, tar-like goo
writing rejection letters made me sad for like, 2.5 minutes. now, i just realize that many writers just suck. i cannot express to you the extent of bad, tasteless writing we receive. for instance, i read one particularly lovely synopsis that revolved around a "magical tar pit". Yeah, and it was nonfiction ( Read more... ) -
yikes
hah. do this. it's fun. and informative??
You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>
Democrat
100%
Socialist
92%
Anarchism
83%
Green
83%
Communism
42%
Fascism
17%
Nazi
0%
Republican
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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hoochie
soccer moms really bother me. if you are over the age of 35, drive a s.u.v and wear hot pink spandex halters with the number 45 on the front, you should be shot. seriously. i work in a coffee shop and i see waaaay more of these ladies than i ever hoped to. if one more of these snobby, wrinkly, botox hoarding, eye brow waxing slut-bags ask me about ( Read more... ) -
i'm champagne
when i become skinny, i plan on wearing tight tops and low cut pants constantly. i'll also answer the door in my underwear and buy teeny bikinis for the beach. i'll cut my hair even shorter, since my face will be slimmer and i'll wear shorts during the winter months ( Read more... )