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Newsflash!!:

Despite the fact that I am unswervingly femme, I still find it of the utmost importance to always have a butch icon. You know, something to aspire to. The evolution of my butch aspirations is pretty much as follows:

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So today was Ali’s birthday. & even though he can be a stupid fucker sometimes & is all Western Male about trying to fix every situation he comes across, he is one of my favorite people in the entire universe, & so we decided to pull together a last-minute surprise party to celebrate the thrill we take in his having been born ( Read more... )

So I’ve been thinking a lot lately about bad culture. Not that I am one to pass judgment on culture or anything (I mean, I cried sincerely at Gigli-twice), but I think we can all agree that “As Long As You Love Me” is, at best, an atrocious (albeit catchy as fuck) song &, at worst, a very troubling message to send to preteens (“I don’t care who ( Read more... )

Time for some pictures of children that are not mine, because I'm just creepy like that.


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Okay, hi, I am in Myrtle Beach. Still. & probably staying an extra day to see Sister fucking Hazel at the House of Blues, yessssssss!! My time here can be broken down sort of like this:

-One midnight trip to Wal-Mart, where we tried on really dreadful t-shirts over our clothes because the dressing rooms were closed.

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So much for daily updates. But really, my weekdays are totally taken up by work-chasing twenty kids around all day is the most exhausting work I’ve ever done, for sure, but it’s also insanely gratifying, because the other counselor & I have a Good Cop/Bad Cop routine going on, so I get to be the silly, affectionate one who has decided not to ( Read more... )

Now is clearly a time to ask the important questions in life, & I’m just doing my part ( Read more... )

Life's kind of rough, right now. For starters, & I know this is trivial: Bo didn't win American Idol, & now Carrie's going to release a single that Bo did SO MUCH BETTER WITH, OKAY. On top of this, waking up at seven & then playing every kind of tag imaginable with a bunch of adults today in an overheated gym was sort of trying, as non-sexual ( Read more... )

I am very, very thirsty, but too caught up in my reading to go downstairs & find something to drink. I had a bottle of water, but I poured the last of it into Henry’s pot. Only, first, I waited for it to warm up a bit, all the while lamenting my thirst, because I didn't want to chill Henry's roots with refrigerated water.

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