I wish lj's were cool again, no wait, i don't.

im pregnant, shut the fuck up

this lj is like if jesus actually had a lj. but he'd be way more emoer. but, like, i could out cry him anyday. i was standing in line today at taco bell, and a mexican stepped on my foot. my eyes started to fill with tears as the pain cut deep into my rotting, black, dark, sad, emotional, cheerless, forlorn, sorrowful and morbid soul. he asked ( Read more... )

what if there was a fungi bra

HOW CAN JUSTIN WRONGLY UNFRIEND A FRIEND, FRIENDS DON'T UNFRIEND FRIENDS, EVER. THAT'S UNFRIENDLY. IN A WORLD OF FRIENDS THAT IS NO WAY TO ACT UNFRIENDSHIPIDLY TO YOUR FRIEND.

this is my star wars pick up line, i thought it was kinda strange...

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

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i'm growing a mustache.

i'm thinking of converting to cannibalism.

oh my god. i went to http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html and i was most offeneded i've ever been in my entire life! It showed pictures of innocent funiture, uh, 'doing the nasty'. i felt overwhelmed and my eyes got moist. i think my mom heard my crying because she ( Read more... )

i played ultimate today. halfway through i started crying becuase i was so sad at life. so i had to jump in the way of the frisbee in order for the frisbee to hit me in the face so people thought my tears were tears of physical pain instead of emotional pain. oh why?