I tried. I did, but really, what can I do to him? He's such a loyal soldier and dammit, we might actually win. But I swear, anything happens to my boy or the girl and he'll find out if Jade really means that DNR designation.

So. Despite the fact that my most darling brother has returned from his my-lover-left-me-and-I-have-to-go-beg-him-to-come-back jaunt, I'm still in charge of this whole invasion situation. Which has gotten worse. Just for that, he can wait for me to give him the message his daughter sent. Make him worry.

I sent a very polite, but firm, cease ( Read more... )

According to the majority of the soldiers left in and around Edoras, Erkenbrand is in Mordor. They were rather co-operative too. Apparently one of their former leaders, Eowyn, was a somewhat feisty girl and they now cower at the mere mention of the term "Shieldmaiden". I'll have to find her and thank her one day ( Read more... )

I AM IN CONTROL. Ahem. In a strictly temporary way, of course. I will not mind if anyone calls me Queen, mind you.

So. Now to find this Erkenbrand fellow and set him straight.

Mandos Release Form, 3A

NAME: Hild Gramsdottir
SPECIES: Human
PATRON VALAR (if any): Bema
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): Died due to complications in childbirth.

MARITAL STATUS:
[ ] single
[ ] single but utter slut
[ ] engaged/betrothed
[ ] married
[x] married but utter slut
[ ] owned/enslaved -- responsible party:

NATURAL ( Read more... )

I think it's safe to say that some recent events have made up my mind for me. My brother may not give a fuck about the state of our country, but I certainly do. Besides, the company *glares* around here is going downhill. Fast.

It has recently come to my attention that nothing happens in Mandos anymore. What with the whole revolving door policy now, hardly anyone sticks around.

It has also recently come to my attention that there are a few things I miss. Like riding horses, swordplay, torturing teasing Helm. I know he misses meAnd so, the question becomes: Do I stay ( Read more... )

I do not like the looks of this.

Really, I don't. *eyes form*

Keeping an eye on things down there, you know. So far, not so good. My boy died, my niece got kidnapped and raped, and my brother's kingdom is in jeopardy. ¬.¬

I mean it, brother mine. Keep screwing things up and that form is as good as filled out.