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today i ate an ice cream sculpture

listened to a kazoo symphony

didn't book a hostel in Prague.

I am the dumbest exchange student alive. Details to follow later.

too much coffee makes me feel like Ewan MacGregor when he saw the baby on the ceiling.

Hey everybody, it's my half birthday! 20 and half years ago right about now my mom was screaming death threats at my father and wishing she was watching Saturday Night Live instead of the obstetrician.

Ah, the wonders of life.

Somebody buy me a drink! Goddamn it, it's my half birthday!

Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren't. Books make sense of life.

-Julian Barnes, Flaubert's Parrot

ahhh! Why do cute German boys need to approach me when I'm this drunk? Ahh!

I need to go home.

I need to go to the loo as well.

I want home, but just for a week. Does anyone have an extra $700 they could loan me so I can buy another plane ticket?

I love Holland. I love holland shoes, holland glasses, holland chocolate sprinkles, holland grocery stores, holland boys, holland girls, holland bikes, holland internet cafes, holland weed, holland canals, falling holland chairs into canals, holland dogs that grow to the size of a small pony and are strangely well behaved in quiet restaurants, ( Read more... )

"We're not just truck drivers. We're truck drivers with guns."
- LT. COL. BOB WEINKEL, describing a Marine supply convoy.