So one of my dreams last night involved being at what appeared to be a bastardized version of my old high school, and Dave Matthews (lolwut) was playing and needed a drummer. So they asked me to do it. O_o ( Read more... )

So I checked my Yahoo mail this morning to clear it of all the Freecycle emails, and as I got to the main page, I was greeted with three small, yet important headlines -

Iraqis defy intimidation to vote, attacks kill 31

Iran says it has started cruise missile production

Al-Qaida calls on US Muslims to attack AmericaWhat, however, is the MAJOR ( Read more... )

So apparently Focus on the Family's action group is conducting a little survey right now, trying to figure out how they can more effectively attempt to poison my peer group with their god-awful ways.

I, of course, being of sound mind and plenty of rage, decided to voice my opinion.

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Oh god. Well done, Failin. Well done.

"Now the smart thing will be for independents who are such a part of this Tea Party movement to, I guess, kind of start picking a party [...] because the Tea Party movement is not a party, and we have a two-party system, they're going to have to pick a party and run one or the other: 'R' or 'D'."This, of ( Read more... )

In Sarah Palin's world -

~~ WH Chief of Staff openly calling a political strategy of liberal activists "f-ing retarded" - NOT OKAY, and worthy of demanding his resignation.

~~ Hatemonger Rush Limbaugh using the word "retard" or some variant thereof well over 40 times in a single radio show - OKAY, because it's satire~~ Family Guy, one of the ( Read more... )

Best fucking quote EVER.

A feverish planet cannot survive with self-indulgent breeders craving children in much the same way children crave puppies.

Well, you did it ( Read more... )

Those of you who know me IRL may know that I carry a tiny little Boku book in my wallet. Not because I'm particularly inclined to random bursts of writing anymore, or because I find myself needing to scribble down reminders to myself to pick up milk or bread or whatever ( Read more... )

Things that are awesome - hauling ass halfway across the city at 10.30pm at breakneck speed to pick up friends and get to the sex shop before closing time, eventually leaving there with (among all three) a glass anal plug, a bullet that vibrates in time with your MP3 player, a Hitachi wand knockoff, and a "Couples" grab bag that later reveals to ( Read more... )

QUICK SELF THINK OF SOMETHING SCINTILLATING AND INTRIGUING TO SAY

YOUR AUDIENCE IS AWAITING YOUR BRILLIANCE

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...yep, I got nothing. Sigh. I have nothing useful to say and I'm so bored I just went through 298 pages of Lamebook. GAH. HOBBIES PLZ