I am officially unemployed. Huzzah.

So my job (and that of all the part-timers) has been eliminated as of the 30th of January.

Blessing in disguise? We'll see.

I'm too damn smart for my own good ( Read more... )

I don't think Sarah even realizes I'm alive anymore.

Let's test the theory.

So today I went to see the plastic surgeon. I've decided that DDD's just aren't big enough.

And they had posters for laser skin tightening, and anti-wrinkle treatments, and barbed sutures for face lifts. So I thought, hey, I've got health insurance, just go ahead and throw in the whole package!

And just look at me now! :D

( See my bodacious bod! )

No one is ever around anymore.

Ever.

*ahem*

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE????!!!!

You are a
Social Moderate
(50% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(61% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist

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( This is very, very long, so I'll be kind and cut. )

AMY!

I can never catch you online, but I need a favor.

I may be moving to Cinci rather sooner than later, and I need a newspaper. The Enquirer sorta sucks, so can you tell me if your [former] city has any others and if they're any good?

<3