Filtered to Wardens-- Rimmer is a douchebag

[hologramatic]

I must say, this is a perfectly marvelous turn of events. I mean, once you get past the fact that my inmate seems to have thrown all obstinacy to the wind and decided he is in love with one Arnold J. Rimmer. But ah! There is some good news in all that! It seems he's quite willing to do whatever I ask of him, provided I give him some hope of

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[hologramatic]

I'm just putting the man to good use!

[gimmethemap]

How old are you?

[hologramatic]

Several million years, actually.

[thnxforsmoking]

Ask him if he can vaccuum my room. I've never gotten around to doing it myself. Oh, and I've got some dirty dishes he can clean.

[hologramatic]

Of course-- I'm sure Barney would love to help out.

[thnxforsmoking]

Great. I'm glad that your inmate is so cooperative.

[rayney_day]

I could do with a human footstall...

[hologramatic]

I shall have to let Stinson know! Though whether or not he'll stay still long enough for you to remains to be seen.