"it's so exclusive, you haven't heard of it"

[holyrood]

on the bus today, normal girl tries to start conversation with incredibly nerdy girl. normal girl asks questions; nerd answers with one word, and doesn't ask any questions in return. normal girl finally gets nerdy to talk in full sentences about upcoming vacations

Comments

[cherdt]

It tickles me pink to hear of Burning Man described as a jamboree.

[holyrood]

it was so awesome. i've never heard anyone use the word non-ironically in so long!

[speicus]

I also giggle when people call it "BM" because I am 12 years old.

[holyrood]

it took me until i was about 12 to piece together that B.M. stands for "bowel movement".

[ilgen]

Tylenol B. M.

classic potty humor.

[holyrood]

awesome.

[ibeenoperated]

What did you do afterwards? I would find it difficult to not laugh in normal girl's face.

[holyrood]

my music player had run out of batteries, but i kept on the headphones as a weirdo deterrent, so they didn't even know i was listening. i started laughing but acted like it was something funny on my mp3 player.

[panaphobic]

Smooth!