( Warded private to Hufflepuffs )

I hope everyone had a nice Christmas.

Mine was awful, in case you care.

Never mind.

I don't

I can't

I must have just happened. Dad's on a job in Cardiff. Nobody knew. Maybe a week ago?

Her cooking is still on the stove.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Shit

I don't know who set off the fireworks, but that we brilliant. Next time invite me along, yeah?

You're welcome

Now isn't that a much nicer way to spend the week?

I thinks everyone needs with a bit of cheering up right now, don't you?

If Halloween has taught me anything, it was to remember to take extra provisions during breakfast and lunch for snacks. You never know the next time the Carrows might go completely nutzo.

Wayne Hopkins' list of things which should be done before graduation:

• Snog at least one girl from all four houses in sixth and seventh years.
• Build a replica of Hogwarts out of marshmallows.
• Ride a bull.
• Go beyond everything but.
• Learn how to make fish and chips.

    so w or t h
                      it.

ow.

Well then!