::wanders in search of someone to take out his moodiness on::

I have a new mun. I wonder how/if she'll mess things up.

Umm, somehow my daughter is a teenager. I'm afraid.

*battens down the hatches and settles in for a bumpy ride*

*groans*

Someone get this bouncing brat away from me. I have no idea why Glorfindel put the foal inside me, but I'm going to tear him to shreds!

Just how the hell did I end up with a centaur for a foal?

*grunts* *kicks belly*

....

*has a contraction*

Damnation.

*goes into labor*

Where the fuck is everyone when you're trying to give birth to an unnatural foal?

*kicks at large, pregnant belly*

Get this damned thing out of me now!!!!!

*mutters*

Still pregnant...

Still fat...

Still hormonial...

Still going to fucking tear someone to shreds!

O.O

I'm a mare. A freaking mare...

Umm...food. I need food. And a heating pad...

*mutters* Damn hormones...

O.O!!!!!

He did not just do that...

He did...

Umm...shit...I'm hungry...and hormonal....

*sticks nose in air*

Pretty mare-type thing...

*shows off*