Ahaha! It's fun to mock a pregnant Felarof. *sticks nose in the air*

Glad nothing like that will ever happen to me.

Glorfie has come back for me.

Now I'm bored. He tried to make me feel stupid for applying for a job in Rohan. Thinks that all they do is shag their horses...

Wait...he might be right...*gulps*

He's looking for a new mount. I've applied for the position but do not expect much to come of it. Stupid Rohirrim and their prejudice against non-Mearas! *lets loose kick at nearby shrub*

*snort* Well, I don't care what he says, Elves have a different bond with their horses than the horse ticklers Rohirrim do.

Of course, there was that whole episode with the halfing, those smelly ringwraiths, and the run for the ford. And have I heard from him since he went all glam-rock and got married? Hmm, have I?! Nope, not a word. Not even a ( Read more... )

*wonders around for awhile*

What ever happened to Glorfie? I mean, wasn't I supposed to be his horse? Or did he cast me away?

I've been pulled out of bondage by this crazy one. Be afraid...be very afraid....

*prances around, looking for something to do*

Were are all you horses that are looking to cause an uprising? I want in....