BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[horseofrohan]

My darling is leaving Middle Earth!He's going over to the Havens and on to Valinor! I've BEEN there, snugglebunny. It's really boring

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[annlarimer]

I still have cookies...

Sweetie, you're a HORSE. Go get him.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[horseofrohan]

*sobs bitterly on Ann's shoulder*

He doesn't want me. How could I ever force him to return? I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH!!!!

*flounces dramatically and heads straight for nearest cliff*

I don't mean to sound judgmental or anything, but is this a good idea?

[annlarimer]

This is why passive-aggressive people should not date other passive-aggressive people. It makes a sucking black hole of...passive...aggression... Yeah.

Wait. Don't. Stop.

Pssst!

[a_ringwraith]

I was, um, out in the fields, trying to find Lothiriel and apologize for being a shitty bodyguard and I overheard Felarof giggling about this. He said something about how glad he was that he picked Elrohir to be the host body.

I dunno what that means. You may want to ask him.

((OOC: Yes, blatant attempt by Mun to help you figure out the mystery.))

[horseofrohan]

Felarof? H...host body?

No, no, I can't think of this right, now.

I HAVE TO FIND A CLIFF!!!!!!!

oh, why the fuck not, I'm already dead...

[a_ringwraith]

*slaps you repeatedly*

Are you a, uh, stud or a mouse? Fight for your, uh, elf.

*steps back*

[horseofrohan]

*stops*

*thinks*

I'm a...

WITHOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I'M A MOUSE!!!!

*steps dramatically off cliff*

[felarof]

*rolls on the ground, laughing hysterically and looking quite undignified as he continues to pursue new career avenues*

[nienor_niniel]

Don't worry, the way down is actually kind of fun. It's when you hit the ground that it hurts.

But you can have a lollipop afterwards.