( It didn’t take a long time for us to catch up with them. )

I was quite surprised to receive such an unexpected greeting, for we had not even reached Konoha yet. But, my excitement was obviously something I couldnt control when I saw the Kyuubi-brat standing before us, all packaged and ready for taking.

( And so it begins ♥ )

Leader-sama, I apologize not being able to report our progress lately. This is all due to the fact that the ceramics master had decided to get clay lodged in between the laptop keys. But please don't worry, Leader-sama, for we are not more than a couple days away from Konoha. We had a bit of a lag in the last village we stopped in ( Read more... )

Crap. There's clay all over the keyboard.

I'm starting to really resent Leader-sama for sending me out on this mission with the walking sculptor's wax. And before he squabbles at me anymore, I would like to say that traveling undercover requires stealth and silence.

The piece of crap is always flinging his 'art' at trees and rocks and small ( Read more... )

ICANTBELIEVEI'MPAIREDUPWITHHER.

Right when the members meet up again, leader-sama sends us out on another mission.

I need to let out my anger somehow. This journal looks mighty appealing.

The leader is SO playing favorites. Instead of sending Itachi-san and me on a mission, he pairs me up with the living pottery wheel. Not that I don't enjoy ( Read more... )

I'm starting to really wonder about the significance of the Akatsuki. After the attempt to capture Naruto-kun a while ago failed, we've lost contact with the rest of the members. It's pointless. And aren't we supposed to be undercover as missing nin? Wouldn't we attract MORE attention if we walk around with grass hats and black coats with red ( Read more... )

This should have been so simple! Take the kid, incapacitate him, and make a break for it. Just our luck that Itachi's obnoxious little oversight brother showed up. Rumor has it the entire Uchiha clan was wiped out. Why didn't you finish what you started in the first place, Itachi-san? Do you like having this little pest dogging your heels ( Read more... )

So Itachi and I made our flight strategic retreat from Konoha, avoiding Anbu units with little difficulty. Are they promoting genin to the Anbu ranks these days? I could have waltzed through the streets belting the Wave Country's national anthem at the top of my lungs, and they wouldn't have been the wiser.And so after we had managed to conceal ( Read more... )

Sharingan is probably one of the most obnoxious kekkai genkai I've ever seen. The famed Copy Ninja of Konoha made his grand entrance, copying and reflecting my suikodan no jutsu just as I finished the hand seals ( Read more... )

So much for subterfuge. Spotted in a dango shop of all places. If we had gone to that sushi joint like I had suggested, this never would have happened. As Itachi and I were sitting down to tea and dango, a group of what appeared to be jounin took to loitering near the shop. Some inane conversation, the name "Kakashi" came up at some point ("Copy ( Read more... )