I turn on this device, I hear many angry voices. We are all angry, and sad, and upset. This boat, it has many problems ( Read more... )

[there's some laughter before it switches into text.]

My tongue is very long!

[audio. spoken in heavily accented english.]

Hello. This boat is the Elegante. I am Kah-nath. I am speaking En-glish.

[now he switches to japanese.]

I am also knowing this.

[and now german.]

And this too. Yes?

[text]

This ship has many languages! I love it! Marvelous!

[the post turns on to a man’s voice speaking rapidly, and far away. The sounds he makes are unintelligible, and after a moment, they are joined by the systematic opening and closing of every drawer and door in the room. He seems quite excited at all of this, passing closer to the communicator; it becomes clear that he is indeed speaking a sort of ( Read more... )