Oh god.
Can I help it if I just want to punch old John in the neck?

Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair...just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with your picture.

( Yeah I'm lookin' at you )

There is a blowfly in my bedroom.
It must be getting warmer.

(After seven months of winter (for me) it's quite shocking to be buzzed in the ear. I thought it must be a particularly cunning form of roof leak.)

Things I should be doing instead of playing "The Sims ( Read more... )

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(It's been two weeks since I got back. This was meant to be a brief expansion on the various snippets I wrote in my paper journal, but it's turned into ... um ... more than that. I will therefore be appearing in installations so as not to completely dominate your Friends page and sap your will to live. Also because I'm at 6000 words and I still ( Read more... )

I spend a lot of time creating my own set of laws about the world. It's in lieu of organised religion. People without organised religion still need organisation to make sense of the world, but for me that organisation tends to come in observable instances that trigger an "oh yeah!"

Like: If you steal an umbrella because it's raining, you will lose ( Read more... )

I just booked tickets to Barcelona and Morocco ( Read more... )

We walk in there half expecting to be ripped off. It's just a matter of how they are going to rip us off ( Read more... )

"This time tomorrow I'll be in Europe! Hah! The world is my bitch.
I hope they let me in."

I have Bangkok updates, but no juice left on my laptop. And no power adapter for Bahrain. So that's all you get.