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housewares_ash

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Mar 13, 2008 10:07

I cry at weddings.

...the hell?

[ooc: Embarass him. Please.]

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handsomejack March 13 2008, 14:18:48 UTC

Crying at weddings is perfectly normal.

Unless you're talking the whole blotchy red faced, snot coming out of your nose, puffy eyed so you can't see, stuttering breath type of crying.

Then that's just ... kinda gross actually.

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 14:35:29 UTC

No way I cry like that. I didn't even cry like that after I had to kill my girlfriend Linda!

handsomejack March 13 2008, 14:38:04 UTC

Had to kill?

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 14:50:46 UTC

She was possessed. Stupid demons.

venomouselle March 13 2008, 14:20:52 UTC

You cry?

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 14:37:50 UTC

Not all the time, baby. Give me a break. I normally do my very best to hide anything soft about me. It's tough when you've got a girl's name.

venomouselle March 13 2008, 14:44:37 UTC

That's what a man is expected to do.

...Your mama liked Gone With the Wind that much?

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 14:51:20 UTC

I'm Ash for a reason. Ashley just is opening yourself up for all kinds of ridicule.

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how's this? 8D championess March 13 2008, 15:00:11 UTC

So does my grandmother.

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 15:13:46 UTC

Yeah, but I bet I could kick your grandmother's ass.

championess March 13 2008, 15:16:56 UTC

What the--oi, what did my grandma ever do to you?

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 15:20:36 UTC

I'm just saying I'm more of a man than your grandma. At least I hope for your sake that's true.

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bea_liever March 13 2008, 15:10:55 UTC

Pretty sure I would to, if I was ever invited to one.

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 15:12:34 UTC

Yeah, I don't really get invited to them anymore. Spend more time looking at porn than anything else, it seems, these days.

kisaraginights March 13 2008, 15:33:24 UTC

Dude, somebody invited YOU to a WEDDING? You totally seem like the type to drink all the champagne, make horrible jokes about the groom being impotent, and otherwise ruin the bride's big day.

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 15:42:16 UTC

You try being all well adjusted after carving up someone you love with a chainsaw!

kisaraginights March 13 2008, 15:48:36 UTC

Bitch, please. I got a friend with like four demons (well, three, now) trapped inside his brain, constantly lusting after people's blood, and he manages to sit down, shut the fuck up, and not drink too much champagne at a wedding. Oh yeah, AND he used to kill people for a living and the chick he was in love with turned him into a monster. If HE can manage to keep his pretty ugly mouth shut, so can you.

housewares_ash March 13 2008, 15:57:56 UTC

Your friend has demons trapped in his brain? Sounds like I better take care of 'em.

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