I'm thinking of trying to make some Igor Bars, here at Sunny Side. Anyone want to be a guinea pig?

Anyone like mint chocolate?

Just throwing that out there.

I'm in the bakery all day today, if anyone wants to drop by. Might even let you lick some of my frosting.

...Yeah, that sucked. Back in the land of the normal, knuckleheads.

I'm kicking back a few drinks and forgetting last week ever happened. Anyone with me?

[Sniggering Laugh]

Which one of you knuckleheads wants to play?

[ooc: Affected, finally... Say hello to Bad!Ash. Oh, canon crazy versions.]

Hey Deities.

I baked you a cake.

But I eated it.

Bite me.

Why does it always have to be zombies?

Saigon.

Shit, I'm still only in Saigon.

If I'm trapped in a damn spy movie again, there better me more babes in bikinis.

I spent most of the day in a garbage can recording people who sat nearby. How lame is that?

I'm not dead!