Oh, hell.

[His teeth chatter a bit, it's obvious his voice is strained and he is oh-so-cold]

I got an air bubble down here, but it's not gonna last long. If anyone hears this... Nice knowing you.

What. The. Fuck.

[ooc: Affected and on the boat!]

Good thing I cleaned the chainsaw.

Anyone want to join me on a Calamari Killing Spree?

Awww hell.

...looks like I accidently got creme filling junked up in the chainsaw motor.

For anyone concerned about me being quiet yesterday... turns out when I'm older, I don't have any teeth. You'll pardon me if my pride meant not letting people see me like that.

You want some twinkies?

Come get some. You just have to go through me, my chainsaw, and my boomstick first.

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

[ooc: Ash wished for his hand back. Meaning currently posting for him on the network is his evil and possessed amputated hand. Oops.]

Hey, whoever sent me these waffles? I think I love you. Maybe. I dunno. I'll get back to you on that one.

Primitive screwheads
This is seriously screwed up
What the hell's goin' on?

This was sure as hell a weird surprise to wake up to.

Now? I might not leave the house, today.